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Subject: Scandinavian Guide to Computer Lingo
LOG
ON: making da vood stove
hotter
LOG
OFF: don't add vood
MONITOR
: keep an eye on da vood stove
MEGAHERTZ:
vhen a big log drops on your
barefoot in da morning
FLOPPY
DISK : vhat you get from
piling too much vood
RAM:
da hydraulic thing dat makes
da voodsplitter vork
DRIVE:
getting home during most of da
vinter
PROMPT:
vhat ya vish da mail vas
during da snow season
ENTER:
come on in
WINDOWS:
vhat ya shut vhen it gets 10
below
SCREEN:
vhat is a must during black
fly season
CHIP:
vhat ya munch during Vikings
games
MICROCHIP:
vhat's left in da bag vhen da
chips are gone
MODEM:
vhat ya did to da hay fields
last Yuly
DOT
MATRIX: Eino Matrix's wife
LAPTOP:
vhere da grandkids sit
KEYBOARD:
vhere ya suppose to put da
keys so da Misses can find em
SOFTWARE:
da plastic picnic utensils,
ya?
MOUSE:
vhat leaves dem little turds
in da cupboard
MAINFRAME:
da part of da sauna that holds
up da roof
PORT:
vhere da commericial fishin
boats dock
RANDOM
ACCESS MEMORY: vhen ya can't
remember how much ya spent on da new deer rifle vhen da wife asks
about it.
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